Teller County Introduces Monthly “Booster By Mail” Program In an effort to ensure all citizens are following government mandates, there is a new subscription service in town! The “Booster By Mail” program is available and mandatory for all Teller County Residents. This service provides vaccine injection boosters to everyone inContinue Reading
Woodland Park Police Issued Vaccine Dart-Rifles The Woodland Park Police Department has a new set of tools for tackling Covid. 12 high-powered air rifles – officially known as “Projectors” – are in the hands of our community police. Funded by the new Biden initiative “Target The Unvaccinated” these Hakwell ProjectorsContinue Reading
Teller County Votes Against Bribing People To Get Vaccinated In an odd turn of events, Teller County will not be bribing its residents to take the Covid-19 vaccine. Instead, they will be doing something many oppose – allowing people to exercise personal freedom of choice. It turns out that theContinue Reading
How To Build Your Child Their Own Full Body Anti-Covid Suit For School Children are going back to school, and as we know Teller County isn’t enforcing enough mandates upon it’s residents. For instance, in Denver you can be jailed for 5 years for not wearing a mask while driving.Continue Reading
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Every Deer Related Accident In Woodland Park Caused By You Feeding Deer That One Time Two Months Ago After an extensive investigation into the increasing number of deer found dead on the roadside, the conclusion is in. It turns out that neither local forestation issues, rutting season, or natural reasonsContinue Reading
Tiny Home Hunting Season To Start September 24th After Teller County allowed many large swaths of land to be used for Tiny Homes, many long-time residents spoke up. Many did not want the Tiny Homes roaming the lands near their own homes. Others thought it may cause an increase inContinue Reading
Charis Adds 172 Warning Sirens To Alert Followers Of The Second Coming Of Christ If you live in Woodland Park, Green Mountain Falls, or Divide you may have noticed something new. Several large cross-shaped towers adorned at the top by nearly a dozen hidden horns. These are not new tornadoContinue Reading
How To Decipher Woodland Parks Weird Stoplight Woodland Park has a unique stoplight (or “Traffic Control Device” as the professionals call it) called “HAWK”. This is a somewhat complex device with various signals, meanings, and possibly a sign of the second coming of Christ. Below is an excerpt from theContinue Reading
The second accident this week blocks Highway 24 westbound. Maybe take it slow on the curves people? For the second time this week, an accident has blocked Highway 24 westbound from Colorado Springs to Woodland Park. And for the second time, it seems that someone didn’t pay enough attention inContinue Reading
