Go To Church You Heathen Recent reports indicate you’ve not been attending church. It starts shortly. Go on, stop reading and start getting ready. Oh, you’re going to keep reading eh? Well then, we’re gonna hit you with some weird verses from Revelations until you decide to go to service.Continue Reading
Charis Adds 172 Warning Sirens To Alert Followers Of The Second Coming Of Christ If you live in Woodland Park, Green Mountain Falls, or Divide you may have noticed something new. Several large cross-shaped towers adorned at the top by nearly a dozen hidden horns. These are not new tornadoContinue Reading
Colorado Springs Homeless Being Relocated To Woodland Park For “Spiritual Shelter” As part of an ongoing mission by a local religious outreach, dozens of homeless have been relocated to Woodland Park as part of the ‘Test Phase” of the relocation program. The program focuses on relocating those that are currentlyContinue Reading
RIP: How Woodland Park plans to expand cemetery space with Corpse Compression Woodland Park’s cemetery is running out of room quickly – but, using modern technology, the City is working to create more space while preserving the integrity of this historical property. This involves using a patented process of compressingContinue Reading
