Teller County Introduces Monthly “Booster By Mail” Program In an effort to ensure all citizens are following government mandates, there is a new subscription service in town! The “Booster By Mail” program is available and mandatory for all Teller County Residents. This service provides vaccine injection boosters to everyone inContinue Reading
Woodland Park Police Issued Vaccine Dart-Rifles The Woodland Park Police Department has a new set of tools for tackling Covid. 12 high-powered air rifles – officially known as “Projectors” – are in the hands of our community police. Funded by the new Biden initiative “Target The Unvaccinated” these Hakwell ProjectorsContinue Reading
Teller County Votes Against Bribing People To Get Vaccinated In an odd turn of events, Teller County will not be bribing its residents to take the Covid-19 vaccine. Instead, they will be doing something many oppose – allowing people to exercise personal freedom of choice. It turns out that theContinue Reading
How To Build Your Child Their Own Full Body Anti-Covid Suit For School Children are going back to school, and as we know Teller County isn’t enforcing enough mandates upon it’s residents. For instance, in Denver you can be jailed for 5 years for not wearing a mask while driving.Continue Reading
Every Deer Related Accident In Woodland Park Caused By You Feeding Deer That One Time Two Months Ago After an extensive investigation into the increasing number of deer found dead on the roadside, the conclusion is in. It turns out that neither local forestation issues, rutting season, or natural reasonsContinue Reading
Mountain Wookies Smoke Shop Closes Due To Lack Of Stoners In Woodland Park Once located in a small plaza alongside highway 24, Mountain Wookies closed its doors on September 6th. While there is a store in Cañon City still open, this location held a special place in many people’s hearts.Continue Reading
Hidden Dangers: Park Rangers reminding hikers to not go off trails or take shortcuts One of the most dangerous things for our trails is actually very common, yet avoidable. Colorado park rangers are reminding hikers to not go off the designated trails or take shortcuts to prevent injury or death.Continue Reading
Colorado Senator John Hickenlooper Tests Positive For COVID-19 Colorado Sen. John Hickenlooper has tested positive for COVID-19 despite being vaccinated 8 times. He was the third U.S. Senator to announce on Thursday breakthrough COVID-19 infections. Hickenlooper joins Senate colleagues Republican Roger Wicker of Mississippi and Independent Sen. Angus King ofContinue Reading
Public Health officials confirm: Trees contracted plague in Teller County After a tree tested positive for pneumonic plague following a probable exposure near Divide recently, Teller County Public Health is urging residents to take precautions when near forests, trees, and plants. Plague in trees is common in Colorado, New Mexico,Continue Reading
Two of Denver’s methods of handling the unhoused are criticized: disintegration and trebuchets Lawsuit filed over the molecular disentigration of the homeless, while nonprofit survey of homeless shows trebuchets don’t connect them to help but rather the ground very quickly, but very far away. Just as city officials were hearingContinue Reading
