How To Build Your Child Their Own Full Body Anti-Covid Suit For School
Children are going back to school, and as we know Teller County isn’t enforcing enough mandates upon it’s residents. For instance, in Denver you can be jailed for 5 years for not wearing a mask while driving. In Teller County, people can make their own “choices” and are exercising dangerous “freedoms”. This is a worrying concern, especially for children that are going back to school.
So, we’ve created a suite of selections to protect your child as if they were working at a Level 3 Lab at the CDC. Notably these options all include a full body suit and some form of filtration, from holy water to scuba tanks.
Option 1: 1960’s – 80’s NBC Suit
This is the cheapest option, and most can be made at home from various rubbers and fabrics. Or you can buy cheap painters overalls and paint them a suitable color. The child size gas masks are rare in the US now, but still available on eBay.
Option 2: China Tried And True Tyvek & Facemask
This is another cheap option with limited protection, but proven to work for the last few decades based on China test data. You can find Tyvek Painters overalls through various sources in children’s sizes. You can find face masks on the roadside or in public parks, as they make up 64% of all litter now.
Option 3: High Level Biohazard Suit With Contained O2
This is by far the most responsible option that a caring parent would choose. While it may be several thousand dollars, can you really put a price on your Childs health? No, according to pharmaceutical manufacturers and face mask suppliers.
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