Teller County Introduces Monthly “Booster By Mail” Program In an effort to ensure all citizens are following government mandates, there is a new subscription service in town! The “Booster By Mail” program is available and mandatory for all Teller County Residents. This service provides vaccine injection boosters to everyone inContinue Reading

Woodland Park Police Issued Vaccine Dart-Rifles The Woodland Park Police Department has a new set of tools for tackling Covid. 12 high-powered air rifles – officially known as “Projectors” – are in the hands of our community police. Funded by the new Biden initiative “Target The Unvaccinated” these Hakwell ProjectorsContinue Reading

Teller County Votes Against Bribing People To Get Vaccinated In an odd turn of events, Teller County will not be bribing its residents to take the Covid-19 vaccine. Instead, they will be doing something many oppose – allowing people to exercise personal freedom of choice. It turns out that theContinue Reading

How To Build Your Child Their Own Full Body Anti-Covid Suit For School Children are going back to school, and as we know Teller County isn’t enforcing enough mandates upon it’s residents. For instance, in Denver you can be jailed for 5 years for not wearing a mask while driving.Continue Reading

BidenCare: For Only $19.95 Joe Biden Will Call A Hospital & Get You Preferential Priority Treatment Last week Biden unveiled his new Healthcare Initiative, BidenCare. With this service anyone can have Former Vice President Joe Biden call their local ER and have some dirty unvaccinated person thrown on the curbContinue Reading

Colorado Senator John Hickenlooper Tests Positive For COVID-19 Colorado Sen. John Hickenlooper has tested positive for COVID-19 despite being vaccinated 8 times. He was the third U.S. Senator to announce on Thursday breakthrough COVID-19 infections. Hickenlooper joins Senate colleagues Republican Roger Wicker of Mississippi and  Independent Sen. Angus King ofContinue Reading

Teller County Public Health to require quadruple layer masks in school The Teller County health department will require students wear at least 4 masks in schools this year, splitting from other Colorado counties which have announced new mandates in recent days. In its long-awaited school guidance released Wednesday morning, theContinue Reading

Woodland Park Quilts in the Aspens show will feature vintage and future quilts After a year off due to COVID, Quilters Above the Clouds will display their versatility and artistic vigor during the 15th annual Quilts in the Aspens Aug. 14. Of 100 quilts at the event, many will reflectContinue Reading